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Life's rough. You gotta find reasons to smile somehow :)

pocketpadfoot:

crowley-for-king:

pocketpadfoot:

James Potter accidentally shifting into Animagus shape when someone gives him a scare, and the first night Harry starts screaming in the middle of the night Lily isn’t sure if she’s still dreaming when she sees a distressed deer jumping against the bedroom door

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IS EVERYONE JUST GOING TO ADD THAT GIF TO ALL MY JAMES POTTER POSTS ARE YOU SERIOUS

So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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egberty:

for everyone that reblogs this, i’ll put a really shitty one-sentance story in their ask box based on their blog

masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

howthehoolychillz:

herbertwest:

miss-mother-fucker:

There’s an outbreak of malaria. 

Everyone takes the necessary precautions to avoid mosquitoes. 

You’re outside, when a mosquito lands on your arm. 

You raise your hand to it, ready to kill it. 

Then it squeaks. Curious, you lower your ear to it. 

You can just barely make out “Not all mosquitoes”. 

m’laria

Dead

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

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