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Life's rough. You gotta find reasons to smile somehow :)

emilyiscoolyoushouldgettoknowher:

misleading compliment by Thomas sanders :)

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calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

comfychairs11:

bandtenpizzahut:

imnotveryfunnybutpleaseloveme:

kingcroacus:

googlehomie:

hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something

beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either

Too soon

HE DIED IN 1827

He’s decomposing 

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

tentakewl:

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

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myanonymouslove:

the-vashta-nerada:

i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

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weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 
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